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Originally Posted by Lumpy
That's too bad. 
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And all I was going in for was a prescription refill. I had no idea I was gonna get a finger up the bum. Quite a shock, when you're not expecting it and you've only had one doc do it and it was a good 13 years ago.
I called my wife and started the conversation with, "You do it better!"
Then I told my dad. "My doctor stuck two fingers up my ass!" My dad said, "TWO fingers?!?" I said, "Well, it FELT like two fingers... either that or he has one fat index finger!"