Why is everything and everybody soooo fuuuuuugggin' sloooooow today?!
Why can't I take a damn vacation?!
I'm shaking b/c I'm fuggin' starving... is it too much to ask to have an uninterrupted lunch?!
Me: "Hey Doc... I'm having panic attacks and extremely stressed out, what can I do or take for this?!"
Doc: (in a middle eastern accent) "Stop smoking, stop drinking caffeine, and just let go of your worries."
Me:
