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Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
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