Thread: 101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2
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Old 06-29-2013, 11:27 AM   #745
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You and me both.

And my roast was actually good.
THIS is why it's fail.

To have Gochiefs, Memyselfislamicfundamentalist, or Phil, or Frazon roast me it would likely be very close to factual and at the same time funny.

I thought mine was a let down until I saw Dole's. Which was very weak...
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