[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Hot chick walks into a bar, orders a Bud Light. Drinks it and immediately passes out. The bartender looks at her, knows it's near closing time and decides to take mercy on her and takes her home.
The urge over came him, he took off her pants while in his car and bangs the hell out of her. Then drops her off at her house.

The next day she walks in again, orders another Bud Light, same thing...

Passes out, bartender bangs the shit outta her, drops her off.

This happens a few more times. Then one day she walks in and orders a Coors Lite.

Bartender asks, "I thought you drank Bud Light?"
She answered, "I used to, but it makes my pussy hurt."

That's sick. +1.