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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch
4 schools in bold all had higher Sagarin's than Mizzou this year. So you're saying that Mizzou is worse than a shit sandwich?
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I'm sure Texas fans get really fired up over the prior season's Sagarin ratings of teams nobody follows...when they aren't busy fapping over how the next to last place team in their conference is the best next to last place team in all the land.
I wonder if there's a way to fit all of that excitement into a catchy marketing slogan.
Big 12 football: Come for the somewhat respectable Sagarin rankings. Stay for the teams near the bottom of our barrel that are better than the bottom of the barrel in most other conferences.
Granted, it's no "History Awaits", but it has a nice ring to it.