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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi
There's drinking hard, then there's CHICAGO drinking hard.
My advice is drink as much as you can before the 2am bars close, then go home.
Do not under any circumstances go to the 3am bars. Also avoid the 4am bars. And that one 5am bar in Wrigleyville is nothing but trouble, seriously.
That's how you end up going home with a girl that vomits blood mid-coitus. This unfortunately comes from experience.
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No s**t? What happened next?