"I've spent my entire life growing up in the Kansas City area, so I long ago learned that it's best to just leave the complainers to their own business. Their minds cannot be changed. It rains every day. Things are always bad. The Chiefs have never done anything well, and never will. Taxpayers will always be cheated and scoffed at. Fans' opinions will always be disregarded. The rest of the NFL does things the right way, but not the Chiefs. The Hunts and the Chiefs don't even care about winning.
I can only imagine that their soup is always too cold, their steaks always cooked improperly, their corn flakes always soggy."
Absolutely classic, and absolutely dead-on for about 80% of the posters in this place.