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Old 06-03-2013, 10:43 AM   #29
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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6 months after graduating high school, everyone was back in town for a party over Xmas. I was talking to this extremely intoxicated chick and decide to make my move. She went upstairs (party was in the basement) to use the restroom and I followed. When she came out we started going at it and I took her over to a couch in a living room. I was long hair skater guy in high school that played sports, kind of a hybrid, and she was total jock crew cheerleader that never talked to me. So I'm grudge plowing the hell out of her on this couch and she's going crazy. Lol, so she says rather loudly "I want you to cum in me". This is that moment where that voice in your head tells you not to do something but you give 0 ****s at the time. Man, I unloaded in this thing. Holy shit, I filled that thing to the rim with seMEN! Immediately, like literally no second goes by before I start freaking out about it. To make things worse, another couple who had been in there making out pop their heads up. Not only did they watch the whole thing but they heard what she said about nutting in her.

So I ****ing split out the front door and spend the next 45 minutes huffing down cigarettes and freaking out. I collect myself enough to go back to the party to get my friend who rode with me. I walk down into the basement and the entire party has declined. This chick is even more wasted and the vultures are circling. She starts making out with these 2 dudes and they are groping on her, taking her clothes off. She starts to blow one of them and the other guy GOES DOWN ON HER!! He's not tap dancing around that box either, he is diving at the thing like Lard Ass in that Stand By Me pie eating contest. I immediately lock eyes with the dude who saw me banging her earlier and we both lose our shit. I was dry heaving and laughing at the same time.

I never saw that chick after that and what's crazy is some 15 years later she friend requests me on Facebook. She's a housewife for some well to do professional, 2 young kids (too young to be mine), they are the all American family. Trips me out. If she had a picture on there without one of her kids or husband in it, I'd probably fap to it.
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