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Black: So.. ****, I don't know. Just say something about your movie and I'll react like I'm impressed.
Jennifer Garner: Uh... So, Bradley Cooper plays my husband?
Black: OH **** ME THAT'S MARVELOUS.
THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANT TO SEE IN A GODDAMN MOVIE.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR TAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO STAND IN FRONT OF A CAMERA PRETENDING TO LIKE BRADLEY COOPER FOR 20 MINUTES.
WHO GIVES A SHIT.
SERIOUSLY.
...We'll be right back.
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