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Originally Posted by ptlyon
You to neighbor girl: "I'm thinking about getting rid of the pool"
Neighbor girl: "If you do, I'll tell your wife we're having casual sex"
You: "I think we'll keep the pool"
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I'm 40. She thinks I'm the slightly funny older guy who lives next door and lets her use the pool. I will admit to finding excuses to do yard work around the pool on a few occasions when she's been over. Mirrored sunglasses are a great invention.