[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Maybe you need to read it right to left, like Hebrew.

I will say, I have no idea why he wants to do this job. He already has $70 million of the Royals money. Maybe there IS something to that old saying about a criminal returning to the scene of the crime....

What will he do in his new job?

Hey, maybe we'll have more Promise Keeper Nights and Family Faith Sunday Games! Maybe a "fishes and loaves" night where everybody gets a free fish sandwich if the Royals win a game in May? Or maybe we can have wrestling matches on the mound between Sweeney and Jeff Weaver? Weaver can dress like the devil. Get thee behind me, Satan!

How about Milk and Cookie Night? First 10,000 in the gate get a Mike Sweeney Cookie Jar!

Maybe build a Mike Sweeney Chiropractic Clinic for fans next to the Royals Hall of Fame? You can find Mike in there usually about a third to half of the season.

How bout they put Sweeney in the booth to banter with Hud for all the road games? Let them have a contest to see who can be more blindly optimistic? Remember how riveting that was last year in the Anaheim Series? Must See TV!

Sweeney wants to win, gosh darn it. Dag Nabbit, he wants to bring October Baseball to Kauffman Stadium, although he hasn't the slightest idea how that happens exactly.

OK, I'm done now. No more Sweeney flaming.