This is my best contribution, from
Gay teen sent to "deprogramming" camp.
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
Hello Kotter... hello gobo...
Here I am at... camp No Homo.
Camp is very... excruciating.
And they say we'll hate the butt and stop complaining.
I went diving... with RedNFeisty.
She sure wanted... to do the nasty.
I said, "No thanks... rule book says 'no fookin'.
and Skippy says the hand is better lookin'."
ENDelt and Rausch... hate the booze now.
David. has no, peircings and how
Phobia misses pink... he wants a fling.
But the rules say he can't blow unlurking.
Take me home... oh Wolfman, frazod... take me home. I hate No Homo.
Don't leave me here in this hellish camp where... I can't... even get a rim...
Take me home, I promise I will not do him, or mess my pants with my love juice.
Oh please don't make me stay... I'll say I'm not gay.
Dearest Taco... darling keg in...
Where's my little... @sshole plug-in?
Took them from me... gave me Rain Man.
He won't even take "it" in the can.
Wait a minute... there's Psicosis.
Maybe he will, put on his dresses.
And Laz and Vlad, they'll do Iowanian...
While gochiefs sits at home and chokes the chicken.
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