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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Any particular brand of pancakes? Or just pancakes in general?
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Geez, Mr. Bugeater. Have you been taking posting lessons from Mr. Donger? How the hell should I know what brand of pancakes they are? They're pancakes, dude. Pancakes. You cook 'em in a pan. Big ones.
Besides, the speed limit there is 70 miles per hour and I usually go a little over the limit, so that gives me maybe 5 to 7 seconds at the most to check out the billboard without taking my eyes off the road so long that I accidentally rear-end a semi truck loaded with hydrochloric acid which causes the tanker to burst open spilling hydrochloric acid all in my car and burning every ounce of flesh off my bones and then bursting into flames and frying my ass to the point that my body can't be identified without dental records and to be honest, I'm not risking that just for some pancakes no matter how huge they are.
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