Shit I already have to retract.
'Nancy Grace is human garbage.'
On the most recent @Midnight, honest guffaw, can't lie.
But then, I'd have laughed at that ANYWHERE.
Then they moved on Sugar Free Gummi Bears.
"The weapons grade sluice, my anus was angrily shouting into the porcelain."
I won't ruin for anyone, but the contestants' guesses for which 'novel' that came from was COMEDY GOLD if you track it down [ie, comedycentral.com].
I don't know if I've laughed harder thans Julie Klausner's
on live TV since WKRP's 'As God as my witness I thought they could fly.'