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Originally Posted by WhiteWhale
I'm convinced these people are becoming sick from blood infections, making the bite appear to be the source when it is not.
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Top Ten Signs that you might be a Zombie:
1. You start to notice that some people not only have good taste... but taste good too.
2. It takes you ten times longer to walk to the mailbox.
3. People avoid or run from you.
4.You start to develop a pronounced dragging on one side of your body.
5. You start hanging out at the mall with groups of strangers.
6. Your deodorant doesn't work anymore.
7. You have nightmares about shotguns.
8.You order steak rare... like in still moving.
9. You think George A. Romero does documentaries.
10. Your doctor diagnosed you with onset Rigor Mortis.