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Originally Posted by the Talking Can
they could do a bit where the camera is a still shot on Clark's face in profile...and he turns slowly, like Herman Cain, and then says in his sexiest voice, "San Francisco....4th time's a charm, baby"
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Or what if Andy Reid was Wormtail from Harry Potter and he's in a graveyard and there's a big tomb for Grbac and he takes a bone from the grave and puts it in a cauldron, and then he chops his hand off, but his hand is Steve Bono's head and then Clark is Harry Potter and Reidtail cuts Clark and drops the blood in the cauldron and OH MY GOD LORD VOLDESMITH IS BOOOOORN
"Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son! Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed, you will revive your master. Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken, you will resurrect your foe!"
And Reid bows before him.