Someone mentioned Golden Corral to my son in school so the last time we passed one we had to stop and eat there.
They had a lobster special going on, one free tail with each adult meal, so the wife ordered one just to see if it was as nasty as you would expect Golden Corral lobster tail to be. And it was.
Had the texture of a pencil eraser and tasted like fish that had gone bad.
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