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Originally Posted by gblowfish
She should have sent this letter instead:
"Dear Dad:
Sorry I treated your teenage son as my personal **** puppet. He must have got that shovel in his pants from you, right?
I think you should know, I performed every imaginable nasty sex act for him that your wife either never did for you, or stopped doing after the honeymoon.
So, My bad. Won't happen again.
Thanks for talking to your wife about dropping the charges.
Toodles!"
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Or...
Dear Dad,
Did you teach him all that or do y'all have Google fiber? Wow, either way, great job! Anyway, at dinner ask him about the cream pie thing. When the wife says, "only women in porn do that", you can both tell her she's wrong. It's funny how junior and I laugh in class when anybody talks about dessert now. Anyway, thanks for having a son, he's awesome and I'll make him great at certain things before he's married.