[Al Bundy]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

This whole thing reminds me of a joke.

This kid is on the road, and stumbles across the first whorehouse he's ever seen. He's pretty close to broke, but wants to lose his virginity as part of his adventure. So he goes up to the madam behind the front desk and says "I want to lose it, but I don't have much money. In fact, I'm almost broke." So the madam says, "Well kid, one of my old skank hookers kicked the bucket a couple days ago. She's still up in room 12, and if you want an hour with her, I'll only charge you five bucks." Kid goes, "Well, five bucks is all I got, so here ya go..." and he heads up to room 12. An hour later he comes back down to the lobby. The madam says "How was it?" Kid goes: "Not bad, but her nose kept running." Madam says "Oh....she must be full...."

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