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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Never buy clothing for women, ever. If it's too small, they'll think they're fat. If it's too large, they'll assume that you think they're fat. And if it's the right size, it'll be either too dowdy or too racy or too old or too young or it won't be a match for her color wheel, which you would know if you were paying any attention at all. Just buy her a vacuum cleaner and avoid risk.
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I will NEVER buy a woman clothes. Holy ****, you CANNOT WIN!