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Some chick was on the side of the road and i decided to help. She then asked for a ride back to town and asked that i make room for her on my horse.
Well...i just almost got my ass kicked by a grizzly bear, im a ****ing bloody mess and im not about to drop this Grizzly hide to take her home.
So i pistol whipped her instead for being such a selfish bitch.
Of course a witness saw, so i popped a cap in his ass too. While looting the body and grabbing his spiffy hat, yet another witness shows up. I chase him down and pistol whipped him to death.
Dang....one murder just led to another, ya know? But i can't have them snitchin'.
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