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Originally Posted by R8ers
I can't find the damn thing... where is it?
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61. Reighters
Reighters is debt free and proud. Of course that is easier to achieve when you lived 5 years in a Big Rig at the local garbage dump. Seriously though, he's upgraded since then to a nice trailer and was even recently made Asst. Trailer Park Supervisor. A firm believer in "The way of the road", he doesn't have time to stop to take a leak, so he uses milk jugs. He can be seen firing his dirty old piss jugs out the window or even around the park when he gets home.
The road certainly has it's perils and it gets lonely sometimes. As a truck driver, sometimes his shipments come in handy though. After acquiring a "gift" from a local lot lizard named Big Bertha, that delivery of Valtrex was a lifesaver.
Pros: Makes a mean swish. Piss jugs are efficient. Bacon flavored condoms.
Cons: He's a Raider fan of course he is. Vinegar based BBQ. Garbage juice gives the shits.
Outlook: Piss jugs, lot lizards, and last place finish for the Faid oh my.
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