[Deberg_1990]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I eat fried pickles at the Legends one before Sporting games. This one girl who looked like "Ghetto Tapenga from boy meets world" comes up to me working. I wore a cabby hat and I am funny so sometimes girls like me, so anyway I ask her to tell her story to me. She talks to us for like 50 minutes about how hard her life is. I told her that she should have her brown boyfriend beat up some other guys that were hassling...and she was like "How did you know I have a black boyfriend" I was like...you are in the dotte, and look at your nails and ass. You are a gold tooth away from being a sitcom on Bounce. She laughed and her name was gabby. I go to them more tonge in cheek. I know I would have a one in a million shot with some of the girls, and they are mostly dumb, but I find fun in going to hooters once a year or so. Pro tip for you guys out there. No waitresses or strippers ever want you. You have no value to girls if you can't get laid by a 5 or 6. If you aren't getting any from a 5's or 6's you are prone to Hired Guns giving you attention. They never want you. They want to entertain their "Hampster on a wheel" brains and the they want cash from your pussy ass wallet so they can go ride the cock carrassel after their shift by a real man.