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Originally Posted by alnorth
Living Man Told He Is Legally Dead By Court
Quick summary:
Alcoholic dad abandons his family and goes missing. After a while, he's declared legally dead so the children can get social security benefits. 19 years later he comes back, goes to court, and wants to be declared alive.
He lost. After 3 years in Ohio, you can't change a declaration of death.
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So does this guy get to live life carte blanche from here on out?
"I don't need to pay taxes. I'm dead."
"You can't take me to jail, I'm dead."
"How could I have banged your wife? I'm dead."
"I didn't steal those millions of dollars. I'm dead."