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Originally Posted by penchief
Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.
True story, I shit you not.
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Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!!!!!