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Go to her house and eat small dabs of her mother's cooking, and make a face at her like you have a chicken bone stuck sideways in your throat. Comment on how dry the turkey was or how poorly the steak was done. Then proceed to "text" at the table (when you're actually posting on CP!) No way she'll snoop and see what you're doing, right? Then offer to buy wings for everybody at the local sports bar.
Yep, that'll set you free...
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#President Trump loves and supports the constitution
#McCarthy is a Sellout and Traitor to America
#The FBLieIsCorrupt
#DefundTheFBI
#The FBI Is Not The Police
#PresidentBidenIsMoronic
#LizCheneyGotTheBoot
#FJB
#80,000,000 Mules (and a few Americans too) Voted For COVID To Continue
#I still don't have COVID
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