FIFA 08 is like playing as the Special Olympics All-Stars vs. the World First XI. Jesus ****ing Christ, every AI teammate is suffering from severe head trauma, while the computer players are ****ing superhuman, even on semi-pro. They're leaping in front of passes and trapping the ball with ease, while my guys are busy looking at the sky and drooling.
It's so, so, so, so close, but the fact that my thumb is sore from having to hammer onto the pressure button for five seconds just to have a chance of dispossessing some random Lithuanian scrub and my nerves are shot from yelling at the TV isn't a good sign at all.
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