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there's good news about them playing overseas--maybe the entire franchise, including ex doncos elway, sharpe, romo, and all the other douches can get into a huge fiery plane crash, killing everybody but elway on impact, yet elway suffering through an unimagineable amount of pain before having to rip his own dick off to escape, only to be partially eaten by sharks, his torso stung by jellyfish, and slowly bleeding out and having every fiber of his being filled with nothing but torture.
then, a seagull flies by and craps in his mouth while he cries like a little bitch.
miraculously, a monkey onboard had given him ebola, and he then begins bleeding from every orifice that hasn't been eaten off by the shark that's gnawing on him.
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