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Old 03-21-2011, 10:19 AM   #977
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Personal blurp: I'm a mixed asian boy turned on by taken/married/unavailable men. Why, you ask? Well, it's the forbidden fruit (well, in this case, the forbidden nut) that is so exotic and erotic. I hope to meet someone for some casual, non-committal fun times. By that, I mean I will be on my knees, or on all fours, or in whichever position, gobbling on that fine sausage until...what is the proper term...you empty your bag all over me? Or is it "until you empty your nut all over me"? Whichever it is, I'm sure you will have MUCH to teach this petite, svelte, oriental c*mr*g. (Hint: the asterisks represent two different vowels!)

In case you haven't gathered: I *heart* s*m*n. Bucket loads of it. (My secret friend better be able to produce, so to speak.) Now, that is not to suggest that I'm covered in STDs simply because I love semen. In fact, I have a real phobia of STDs. Hence, I am looking for a regular "friend" only whom I can trust.

About me: 5ft5 (165cm), smooth all over, weight fluctuates between 110-113 lbs, depending on the time of the day. Very toned though very slender, lightweight, black hair that is cropped short and neat, no tattoos or piercings, drug free and disease free and cigarette free. What can I say, I'm just a neatly put together cute oriental fruit with an unrelenting, rotten, lustful core.

About you: Taller than I, non-smoker and in excellent shape (both in physique and in health). Drug/disease free is an obvious must. I don't engage in "fun times" with guys who have long hair or facial hair (just a personal preference). Psychologically stable, non-smokers are preferred and you can be sure discretion will be respected and expected. If you manage to read this far, I hope I haven't scared you away!

The six things I could never do without
scrotum, frenulum, glans, semen, taste, pride.
Scary: I am a 94 percent match
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