It's good to be the QB.
Although I don't think I can call a time out due to wood.
Updated roster (Bwana is trying to fit his suit under the salary cap, so he'll be busy):
Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
WR: KPhobia, JOhn
OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ
Mark M's hand warmer/Dance partner: Cameron Diaz's a$$.
TE: Mark Kilgore
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot).
CB: htismaque
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Clueless a$$hole: Packfan
We're almost there! Just another WR, OL, CB, DT and DL! Maybe another tight end {where's morphius when you need him?
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MM
~~Keeps finding new positions for Packfan . . . and thinking up a few for Cameron!
[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]