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Originally Posted by jspchief

I'm surprised he didn't show up for Heisman ceremonies hugging torches in a grass skirt. He's just an innocent child from a little fishing hut on a deserted island. He probably didn't know airplanes existed until he flew to ND on a football scholarship that earned when a scout miraculously spotted him bounding through jungle while on a birdwatching expedition.