[Rain Man]

My rankings. For the most part, I'm a big fan of the very eclectic Tennessee options.

1 - Memphis - That staircase. Oh, that staircase! Look at that staircase! I really like this style of house. It's in a great location near a big park and lots of restaurants. It's not an out of the box choice, but it's a great house.

2 - Kodak - Okay, where to start? First off, I want that elephant head. This place is fascinating. It's totally bizarre, but I could really live here. You've got three interesting houses: a modern cool looking place, an amazing rustic cabin that Daniel Boone probably delivered mail to, and then a really cool cabin by the river. You could have guests and put them in their own house, which would be neat. It's in the middle of nowhere, but there's a town at a reasonable distance and it would be easy to hop onto the highway to go to Knoxville. I really like this place.

3 - Tellico Plains - Awesome house with great acreage. The guest house is fun, too. This might be a winner if it was located near services. But it's a bit too remote to be a winner. It's a close call between this place and Kodak for second place.

4 - Nashville - It's a really cool California ranch. I love the look of the house, and if you do a streets view, the neighborhood is gorgeous. I'm a fan of this house. It's reasonably convenient to restaurants and stuff and isn't far from the central city. I could go for this house, but it's got some tough competition.

5 - Jackson - I'm not sure how a 5,000 square foot house has only three bedrooms, but that's not my business. It's a big house on a lot of nice forested land with a cool gate. It's got nice woodwork and two kitchens in the house, which I presume is good for some reason. However, it's in the boondocks and google shows five Subway restaurants among the nearest six restaurants. I'll pass on this one.