[PinkFloyd]

Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
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> The 1st kind of sex is called:
> Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
> when you first meet someone and
> you both have sex until you are
> blue in the face.
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> The 2nd kind of sex is called:
> Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
> been with your partner for a short
> time and you are so horny you will
> have sex anywhere, even in the
> kitchen.
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> The 3rd kind of sex is called:
> Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
> been with your partner for a long
> time. Your sex has gotten routine
> and you usually have sex only in
> your bedroom.
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>
> The 4th kind of sex is called:
> Hallway Sex. This is when you have
> been with your partner for too
> long. When you pass each other in
> the hallway you both say "screw you."
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>
> The 5th kind of sex is called:
> Religious Sex, which means you get
> Nun in the morning, Nun in the
> afternoon and Nun at night.
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> The 6th kind is called:
> Courtroom Sex. This is when you
> cannot stand your wife any more.
> She takes you to court and screws
> you in front of everyone.
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>
> And last, but not least, the 7th
> kind of sex is called:
> Social Security Sex. You get a
> little each month. But not enough to live on.
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