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Originally Posted by Flachief58
Yes but, will there be any dolphins there?
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There will be dolphins in both heaven and hell. The ones senselessly killed by those in the land of the Orient will be given a free pass...they will receive legs in heaven and be generally viewed as good, solid individuals that contribute meaning and beauty to society. Those dolphins who lived their lives in captivity, feeding the capitalist machine and using their God-given talents and beauty to whore themselves out for a few pieces of fish will be thrown into the lake of fire like the rest of us sinners. It's a well known fact by animal experts, christians and theologists alike that captive dolphins are, in fact, the most loathed creatures of all of the animal kingdom. If God hates...he hates these foul, greedy creatures most of all.