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Every other week.
A few weeks ago I discovered a stray hair shortly after a trim. Being away from home I decided to pluck it. Upon first tug I realized that the rogue hair was apparently rooted deep within the farthest recesses of my occipital lobe. The extraction was a truly frightening process. I can not imagine what strange forces could generate such a freakishly long growth but I fear that I may have been exposed to some sort of horrific nose hair fertilizer.
Getting older sucks.
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