[Hammock Parties]

OK. She opened up a bit. And of course, she initiated it this time. That's because she's hot for me.

PART ONE

ILOVEGOCHIEFS:hey
bfett81:how's it goin?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:eh ok
bfett81:tired?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:how have you been?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:not really
bfett81:im good, but a little tired myself
bfett81:don't mind staying up to chat with you though :-D
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:oh well if you need to head to bed you can...I actually didn't realize how latae it was
bfett81:nah im actually working on some stuff
bfett81:you can keep me company
bfett81:but be warned, the S on my keyboard is sticking, so I might appear illiterate at times
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha that's ok
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I won't hold it against you since I've seen how you type before
ILOVEGOCHIEFS: :-P
bfett81:i won a spelling bee in the 6th grade
bfett81:i knew then that a lifetime of incredible spelling was my destiny
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:good deal
bfett81:holy crap
bfett81:a lesbian just messaged me on okcupid
bfett81:freaky!
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:hey! me too...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:well like 2 days ago
bfett81:damn
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I'm getting bored with this site again
bfett81:she must be a horny lesbian or something
bfett81:was it "lesbianscreenname?"
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:no
bfett81:actually, wait
bfett81:she's not a lesbian
bfett81:her NEIGHBOR is a lesbian
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:ooohhh
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:so she's straight
bfett81:you have any lesbo friends?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:not that i'm aware of
bfett81:lmao
bfett81:i used to think my sister was for the longest time
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:really?
bfett81:yeah, she didn't have a boyfriend
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:eh doesn't always mean anything
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i didnt date till after high school
bfett81:im talking into her mid 20s
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:thats ok
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:probably better that way sometimes
bfett81:yeah? how so?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I don't know drama can occur and i hate drama
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:heartbreak..
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:insecurity
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:and it just seems as you get older you know more...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:so waiting doesn't seem so bad
bfett81:i chalk it all up to experience
bfett81:you don't want to marry the first guy that comes along....
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah that's true
bfett81:you gotta shop around lol
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i have definitely shopped around
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:and i'm tired of it
bfett81: :-(
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what's bad about me is well many things
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but...for one I never get out to actually meet people, I have no self esteem, and if I'm not really dating the person I tend to get bored easily...but if I'm dating them I want to be around them as much as time allows
bfett81:aw honey
bfett81:why the low self esteem?
bfett81:you're attractive, you're smart, you seem like a very nice person, you have ambition
bfett81:i think you have every reason to have self esteem
bfett81:you got really bad BO or something? :-\
bfett81:cus i can see how that would get ya down
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha if I have bad BO no one has ever told me so I can fix the problem...
bfett81:well you claim to never meet people...so how would anyone know?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:but still I don't know I just often feel underappreciated and like there is always someone or something better out there for whoever
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I have friends
bfett81:i was joking...lol
bfett81:i have seriously never had a chick just throw her yahoo screen name at me immediately....i feel like a piece of meat
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:haha
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:well she must be interested
bfett81:it was like BAM here's my yahoo im going out with my lesbian friend
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:crazyness
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:i had a guy fall asleep in the middle of our conversation the other day
bfett81:i was like WHOA hold on there im not that cheap a date
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I'm THAT interesting
bfett81:how late was it?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I got off before 12 so...I don't know
bfett81:at night?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah
bfett81:was he drinking?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:no
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:not to my knowledge anyways
bfett81:where was this?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:what do you mean?
bfett81:where did the dude fall asleep?
bfett81:restaurant/ bar?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:no on his couch
bfett81:well, he was probably a jerk anyway
bfett81:forget him
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:yeah I don't care
bfett81:attagirl
bfett81:life's too short to worry about dudes who fall asleep in the middle of your conversat....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bfett81:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:you're crazy
bfett81:*snrk* wha? wha? oh, hey! who are you, again?
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:I can help you if you need it after all psychology was my minor
bfett81:mmmm
bfett81:i uh
bfett81:i took that class in high school
bfett81:yeah, im edumacated 'n stuff
bfett81:um
bfett81:FREUD!!!
bfett81:great, now you fell asleep
bfett81:am i really that boring? :-(
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:no just didn't know what to say to freud
bfett81:well he did have a tendency to pry...
ILOVEGOCHIEFS:he was annoying