[Rain Man]

If you're unhappy with the Chiefs or your current team, now is your chance to take action. For the next few hours, and only the next few hours, I am willing to give you a new team to root for this season.

To keep the rush orderly, note the time that you are making your request. I will then assign the teams at the end of each hour.

The assignment will be random, and 1 in 32 on average will not be allowed to switch allegiances since the Chiefs are in the random thread. Also be warned that other AFC West teams could be drawn, so don't make this decision lightly.

If you take a new team, the expectation is that you will watch their games and report back with sadness when they lose and happiness when they win.

Edit: You must enter your name in the public poll to get a new team. I'm learning from all those years of sorting through 200 posts on threads like these.