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Old 10-20-2009, 03:48 PM   #1208
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Originally Posted by JD10367 View Post
Jesus H., it's a concert ticket, not a f**king plane ticket to Paris. You go up to a girl and say, "Hey, I have two tickets to the Star Wars On Tour show, would you like to come with me?" THAT'S how you get laid. Not by saying, "Hey, I want to go to the Star Wars On Tour show... are you interested in buying a ticket and coming with me?" Ask Mom for an advance on your allowance and buy the extra ticket. Every minute you spend jacking off and being wishy-washy is another minute good seats are being bought by people with actual testicles.
There's really only one girl, maybe two I can take. I'm not turning a ****ing SW concert into a first date.

We'll see if anyone is interested. If not...I am not going to risk getting stuck with a ticket no one is using.
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