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Old 11-15-2004, 12:00 AM   #5
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I decided it was my civic duty to research this further. I thought I'd just check out every team to see who was the hottest. It didn't take long to realize that it would be time consuming, and require me to be more of a master of my domain than I'm capable of, so I settled for just checking out the AFC. If someone else wants to make a list of the NFC more power to you, other wise I might do one later.

Please note these are strictly opinion, and based on overall hotness versus individual hotties. Some sites made inspection easier, and I tried to concentrate on calender photos since they are usually the best.

Baltimore: A few hotties, but they have guy cheerleaders. Sorry, that doesn't work.
Buffalo: The Jills are disgusting. Imagine a bachlorette party in a dumpy bar in Buffalo. Last place.
Cincinatti: Teh Winnah! Wow. Who knew? Men and women probably masturbate at the game. Look Here
Cleveland: No cheerleaders. I can only believe this is a good thing.
Denver: Yum. They could battle for second, definately top five. If you like flat tummies, you love these girls. Pony style?
Houston: Another top five. Their cheerleading outfits might be the hottest in the NFL.
Indy: Nice looking ladies, but they look a little old. Winner of the Milf award.
Jax: Isn't this in Florida? Apparently nowhere near the hot beaches. Yuck. Look out Buffalo, you have competition at Westminster.
KC: We've all seen them. The prostitute wing at the local jail wants their inmates back. Maybe one hot one.
Miami: Smokin. (big suprise) Very hot women, but Jason Taylor is posing shirtless in their calender. No wonder Ricky left.
NE: Pretty average. Nothing spectacular, nothing nightmarish.
NYJ: None that I could find. Suprising for New York.
Oakland: Good talent. The hotness seems phony, but it's still hotness. Bozo called, he wants his make-up back.
Pittsburgh: None. See Cleveland.
San Diego: What you expect from Californis girls. Rounds out the top five.
Tennessee: Meh. Like any night at the bar, a few you'd nail when you walk in, none you'd pass on on the way out.
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