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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
So, you haven't seen the movie but decided that Johnny plays Captain Jack Sparrow in this film? What a bunch of ****ing bullshit.
How was Rango, Captain Jack?
How was Barnabas Collins, Captain Jack?
How was Frank Tupelo, Captain Jack?
How was John Dillinger, Captain Jack?
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Or George Jung or Donnie Brasco.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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