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Originally Posted by listopencil
So tell me, what edge would an Offensive Lineman gain by putting an oily substance on his jersey? Wouldn't that only prevent the Defensive Linemen from illegally holding the O-Linemen?
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My God, man. Have you no heart? 1 in 4 defensive linemen are severely allergic to vegetable oil. You cannot rush a quarterback when you are sneezing and suffering the heartbreak of watery eyes and runny nose. And ever heard of hives? Hives!?!? Giant, red, stinging, swollen, blotchy welts over 90 percent your body! Try making a tackle on a professional halfback while you're scratching your balls and see how well you do.
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