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Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. O'tank,
Your son Frank has successfully completed the skills of third grade art and will be moving to the fourth grade with his peers. His mastery of stubby dull scissors, cutting out faces and white glue were the envy of the class. Next up: paper mache and paper clip, rubber band and construction paper mobiles.
A proud day for the O'tanks, indeed! Erin Go Bragh!
What the hell is that black and white ghoulish Elvis from?
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