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Old 12-12-2016, 03:19 PM   #19
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Gronk.

I've never owned any Gronk. I've never been in a position in the draft where I felt comfortable drafting Gronk. Then this year came along and I waxed the draft. So in week 10, staring down the barrel of the trade deadline but with a TON of roster depth, I pulled the trigger.

Jordan Reed, Thomas Rawls and Jordy Nelson for Gronk.

"Yeah, it's a lot, but I've got Moncreif coming back and Alshon/Demaryius with Pryor and Moncrief is plenty for my WR/Flex spot. I think Rawls will play well but with Forte, Ajayi and Miller I should be fine...."

I had Rob Gronkowski for 2 quarters. Oh, and Alshon was suspended the day after the trade went through. Forte sucks now and Moncrief is hurt again. Jordy suddenly looks like Jordy now and while Reed's been injured, he's still done a hell of a lot more than my army of misfit shit that has replaced that gimpy ****ing roid-head.

Eat so many dicks, Gronkowski. Like my bold '1st and 2nd round pick for Billy Hamilton and Andrew Miller' gambit to corner SVs and SBs in my keeper league, this was great intentions that worked like absolute shit.

This was my 5th year in this !@#$ing league and after finally making the playoffs last year, I was poised to finally cap my rebuild and announce my presence with authority. And you ****ed me, Rob. You ****ed me like you ****ed Bibi Jones. I loathe you, sir.
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