[Rams Fan]

Doug Hutchison, a 51-year-old actor who appeared in "Lost" and "The X-Files," married a 16-year-old singer named Courtney Stoddard last month in a ceremony that older men everywhere are calling "totally awesome."

At least, that's the story from E! Online. Celebuzz found a modeling page of Stoddard that lists her at 17, while Hollywood casting directors with eyes would describe her as "too old" to play a high school girl. Regardless of her true age, she's still young enough to need her mother's permission to marry this gnarly pervert.

As much as I applaud scoring teenage tail in your 50s, I can't help but question the wisdom of marrying a 16-year-old. I mean, sure, they're great to get pregnant, but you don't want to raise a kid with them. That's why I never tell high school girls my real name.

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/0...-a-boss#page/1


Here's one of her songs: