[Donger]

I've had a few. My MiL has walked in few times when she has stayed with us.

Blew my load while a cop shined his flashlight on my GF's head in high school while she was drunkenly blowing me in her car. At least he let me finish.

I had another girlfriend in middle school whose mother hated me passionately. She left to run some errands and said to the daughter, "I'm leaving now. Don't let him in the house!" Of course, she leads me inside as soon as Mom turns the corner. She led me into the front room, which I guess was one of those rooms that people aren't supposed to go into, ever. She sits me down on this silk couch, takes off my shorts and begins blowing. About ten minutes later, I'm about to pop, and the front door swings open. Mom forgot something and I ejaculated at the exact moment we locked eyes.

She was a little mad.