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Originally Posted by Pestilence
Dating: My girl is gone for 5 days and I can't wait for her to get back.
Marriage: You're only gone 5 days? Seriously....take another 2-3.
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Troof. My wife is taking our kids out of town for 6 weeks this summer to spend time with the grandparents. I cannot wait. I'm going to golf, sleep in, trash the house, drink, leave the toilet seat up, watch internet videos with no fear of being caught, eat what I want. And most of all not be nagged.