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Old 03-11-2013, 12:18 PM   #93
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EXT: Arrowhead Field - Mid Day
Voice Over
Meanwhile in Kansas City....

A white male, short blonde cropped hair, and short scruffy beard riding a solid black stallion. He is wears a cowboy hat tipped slightly forward hiding his eyes. As he approaches midfield he stops. The stallion rears back on its hind legs and lets loose a deafening whinnie that fills the empty seats at Arrowhead. As the stallion comes back down hard on the turf, the cowboy raises his head to reveal his cold hard eyes and furrowed brow. He rips the hat from his head high into the air clinched in his fist:

COWBOY
Yippee kiya mother ****ers!

The cowboy violently swings his hat back down, strikes the haunches of the stallion, and sends it on a sprint.

FADE TO BLACK

ON SCREEN
ALEX SMITH IS COMING
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