Remember those guys you picked on in school? This is what their photo album looks like.
Observe young, pale-faced GoChiefs drinking tea with annoying Jehovah's Witness kids. I think the one on the far left fancies me. My sisters are also in shot.
This is me, in Scotland, with our Doberman. He's dead now. I am pictured wearing the only pair of Nikes I can recall owning.
This is our first house, in Portlethen, Scotland. Chief (same dog) is guarding the front door - censored.
This is our second house in Newtonhill, Scotland. I am in the background, doing hard labor in the back yard as my mother laughs maniacally.
The stairs from Newtonhill. This photo shows the beginning of my "Dick Tracy/Pirates" phase. I think I still have that shirt somewhere.
More coming...