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Originally Posted by Comanche
The perfect example is the question women always ask, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Dude, if you don't lie about that question you will be in deep chit.
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I like the Al Bundy answer, and have used it:
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat."
Be prepared to get hit, though. Depending on the woman in question, sometimes you'll get hit really, really hard.